more fondable quotes from S & C

Carrie:

Carrie: I'm not home, but my shoes are. Leave them a message.

Carrie: I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Carrie: I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife. But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck.

Samantha:

Samantha: Babies are not my scene, and from what I've heard this one sounds like an asshole.
Carrie: You can't call a baby an asshole.
Samantha: Why not? She called it a meatloaf!