I've been thinking of this post for a long time now. Here we go.

% Baby on board
% Little/tiny person on board
% Princess on board.
% Porn star on board.
% Ex-husband in boot.
% Kiss my yellow hairy arse (the main picture being a cartoon of Homer Simpson taking off his pants)
% If you can read this, slow down, stupid!!!
% Beware of the owner (the main picture being a man with a baseball bat chasing the other man holding a bag)
% Sticking to 30mph. No rush. Not my plate.

Just a few for the moment. Some not so funny. Some are just hillarious. Additions welcome!

Do not fart in the car

Don't Follow Me, I Am Lost Too.

我见过的最牛B的是一个竖中指的模型，有篮球那么大。

我见过的是一辆越野车，前面竖起一根超大超长的排气管，感觉像潜水艇~~~

然后前面wind screen上写到：Fat people are more difficult to kidnap!

看过：Mother in law on board.

见过一个: test your airbag here!

several 'L'

saw this on a shitty golf this morning:

My other cars are Porsche.

Caution: Driver Asleep

tricky monkey on board

% Mum's taxi.

Hurray, grave digging is in fashion again!

我以前挂过一个是:
NO KISS PLEASE.