> Women's English:
> Yes = No
> No = Yes
> Maybe = No
> I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
> We need = I want
> It's your decision = The correct decision should be
> obvious by now
> Do what you want = You will pay for this later
> We need to talk = I want to complain
> Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
> I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
> You're so manly = You sweat a lot and you need to
> shave
> Your certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you
> think
> about?
> Be romantic, turn off the lights = I don't want you to
> see my flabby thighs
> This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
> I want new curtains = And carpeting and furniture and
> wallpaper . . . .
> Hang the picture there = NO! I mean hang it there!
> I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
> Do you love me? = I am about to ask for something
> expensive
> How much do you love me? = I did something today that
> you aren't going to like
> I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and
> find a good game on T.V.
> Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
> Nothing = Everything
> Everything = My PMS is acting up
> Nothing really = Your such an ass hole
> Men's English:
> I'm hungry = I'm hungry
> I'm tired = I'm tired
> Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to
> have sex with you
> Can I take you out for dinner? = I'd eventually like
> to have sex with you
> Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have
> sex with you
> May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have
> sex
> with you
> Nice dress = Nice cleavage
> You look tense, let me give you a masssage = I want to
> fondle you
> What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the
> question
> I'm bored = Do you want to have sex tonight?
> I love you = There I said it, Let's have sex now
> I love you too = Now we have to have sex!
> Let's talk = I am trying to prove to you that I am a
> deep person and maybe then you'll have sex with me
> Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you
> to have sex with other guys.